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RIGHT so when I started my sociology course in college, my teacher stated us off with
‘well I guess we have to do icebreakers. i’m Jon, and I fear bears. why do I fear bears? because bears can run at 30 miles per hour and Chester Zoo is 30 miles away. that means a bear can be outside this door in an hour. why would a bear be here? because they can smell fear and I fear them.’
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i’m into really low commitment hangouts like lying on the floor near each other or falling asleep together or falling into an endless void together
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are you kidding, i love classical music. my favorite composers are bach, mozart, and *looks at smudged writing on hand* beef oven
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follow me on twitter if u want to enhace ur life by 3million percent thank u
I hate taking pills and accidentally tasting them like why dont they give them flavors like i would rather accidentally taste cherry instead of satan’s anal leakage
